Friday, November 6, 2009

CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS

CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS






SYMBOL- MISS



ATOMIC WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE



ATOMIC NUMBER 420





PHYSICAL PROPERTIES





1 BOILS VERY RAPIDLY



2 FREEZE VERY QUICKLY



3 MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS







CHEMICAL PROPERTIES





1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE



2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS



3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE



4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF



SAME SPECIES





OTHER PROPERTIES





1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER



COSMETICS



2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16



3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY





USES





1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS



2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT





CAUTION





1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE



2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK

2 comments:

Argentum Vulgaris said...

I have seen this before, a long long time ago.

Your blog is very interesting, I will be back.

AV

Brian M. Connole said...

I would have to say that is correct! At least for the ones that I know.